old lady’s cane
a s-xual act where an old woman (preferably without teeth) is performing oral s-x on a man, and just as he is about to achieve -rg-sm, she hooks her finger into his r-ct-m.
you know mrs. wilson down the street? she gave me an old lady’s cane last week!
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an athletic ninja. a short, adorably huggable little asian, with the cutest nose. a tad bit promiscuous, but it is okay because he is a three-time wrestling state placer. person: did you see that kid do a back-flip in the middle of a wrestling match? person 2: yeah, he’s so dhanmark!
- surprise carnival
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