old man dick
the theorem that someone has watched so much p-rn in their early teens that once they have matured, masturbation and simple p-rnography does not arouse them.
“bro moyers you asked that girl for nudes?”
“sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man d-ck”
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