Old Mossy Face
a slang, potentially endearing term for the pudendal region of a woman.
upon retiring to their room after a romantic dinner, paul suggested to his wife that he bury his tongue in old mossy face for while. she agreed and was enamoured both with his charm and oral dexterity.
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