old ned


p-n-s – used in gay chat rooms or contact magazine adverts to entice other men to meet up in order that they can have their -n-l p-ssage used for the s-xual gratification of the caller.
any kn-b jockeys want to take old ned out for a ride?

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    1. masturbating while covered in feces 2. putting sh-t on your hand and masturbating thereby mimicking -n-l s-x 1. that chick from two girls and one cup has a new video, she scat m-st-rb-t-s and looks all muddy. that’s some awesome scat masturbation, holmes. 2. my girl won’t let me do -n-l so i scat […]

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