old people
people over 65
look at all the old people.
the worst enemy of skaters, punks, hip-hop fans and generaly every young person who doesn’t wear a tie and a cardigan… or lets just say every young person…no… every person
ironicaly old people, especialy old men are often the worst hooligans…
they come from “the past”, a dark time when everyone killed at least one person- so dont f-ck around with them unless you have b-lls like a panzerfaust.
i kinda hate old people and i hope i dont end up like the ones you meet in the public bus
most of them are insecure and tight-fisted, have an aversion to change, are ignorant of anything new and are stubborn
old people are selfish and should be condemned and left to die.
group of people that insist on learning how to operate a computer, even though no such contraption existed up until they were 75 years old.
old people shouldn’t operate computers. you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
the funniest kind of people, commonly seen playing bingo, taking sh-ts, and making old people p-rn
yo my grandparents are the coolest old people, i just got thier newest tape…grandpa gave grandma a dutch oven
people from the age of dinosaurs with no driving skill who get s-d-stic pleasure from crushing the skin on your cheeks between their fingers. have an irrational hatred of those who set foot on their lawns.
ignorant little boy: daddy, why did granny and granpa kill the postman?
daddy: he dared to step on their lawn; remember, they’re old people, thats what they do.
people that are usually over 70. there are basiclly two types. the first is good. they are very funny, know how to take a joke, do not ranble on and can cook very well. they will also buy you lots of things and always bake cookies. the second type however, hate kids and are always criticizing technology although they have a computer they don’t know how to use. unless you wear sweaters and say ma’am a lot, they will wisper about you thinking that you can not hear them. stay away from this kind, but be sure to get your freshly baked cookies from the first type of old people.
ew look at that boy over there. he carries a {skateboard} and look at those ripped up jeans! he should be locked up.
other old people: i know mary lynn, and he’s listening to such loud music! its making my hearing aid ring.
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