Old Ralph


1. the act of one partner(male) defecating into a toilet with water, the male usually tries to make one large log.

2. then to act as a b-tch or or some other pet, the other partner(female) eats the m-ssive log out of the bowl.

3. following this act, the female begins to give oral s-x to the male with the fresh scent of feces in her mouth!
brad: i got tired of becky eating my sh-t right out of my -ss so i puled an old ralph.

shawn: did it feel good to have the creamy sh-t smell on ur w-ng?

brad: duh…

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