Old Saint Dick
while taking a girl from behind, grab some of her hair in each hand and shout “now! dasher, now! dancer, now! prancer and vixen,
“on! comet, on! cupid, on! donder and blitzen”
for a present i gave my girlfriend the old saint d-ck. best christmas ever.
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