Old Stove


referring to a washed up, usually divorced spinster that has seen better days. despite the years, the old stove is still a potential pick up target in aiport or holiday inn bars. however, like an old stove, the quality it produces ain’t what used it to be.
“did you notice that trio of old stoves in the corner over there, they’re definately looking for friends tonight!”

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