Old Toongabbie
a nice outer sydney suburb (about a 40 minute drive to the cbd). it combines the literal best of the city and the country. no, there is no incest (at least none that is reported), but there is an entire community of wonderful, kind and mature people, who know how to get down on a sat-rday night! it is a town worth travelling to. why? because i said so!
“old toongabbie was wonderful!” said sam as she sat down on her lounge after her adventure to sydney’s west.
“what did you like the best?” asked her friend charlie, who loved to hear all about her journey’s.
“i loved the people, the parks, the animals and even the little shops of old toongabbie, sam said, as she reflected on the day with her mystery man with fondness.
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