Old Wisconsin


an old wisconsin is when you take a cr-p in a sock and beat someone over the head with it.
just read the definition.
a s-xual maneuver that is standard procedure with all wisconsin couples. first you must insert one cheese curd in each ear of the woman as to make sure she doesnt scare herself with her own screaming. second, insert 2 johnsonville brats in her r-ct-m. then shove a cheese stick in each of her nostrils. you then must pour beer cheese soup on her chest and belly, this will act as lubrication for your p-n-s. make the woman give you a t-t job so your p-n-s can be lathered up with the beer cheese soup. then insert your p-n-s into her v-g-n- and go to work. after you both -rg-sm, crack open an ice cold beer and put a cheesehead on your womans head. feel free to reuse the brats next time.
if you get sick of handstand jobs, you can always ask your woman if you can perform the old wisconsin on her.

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