Old Wives Tale
false information from dumb old b-tches.
“dude i wanna know what s-x my baby’s gonna be”
“spin a locket around ur wifes belly, depending on the direction of the circle you might either get a boy or a girl”
“dude thats an old wives tale, i think im just goin to use an ultra sound”
“fu– you smart -ss!”
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see old wise tale…
bobby’s grandma: “put on your coat or you’ll catch pneumonia”
little bobby: “nah ah grandma. that’s an old wives tale. pneumonia is caused by bacteria.”
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