oldcootism
a noun used to denote speech such as “dagnabbit,” “gosh dern,” and “whippersnapper” stereotypically -ssociated with cantankerous old men.
the cantankerous septuagenarian used the oldcootism of “you young whippersnapper” to address a neighborhood kid who had ventured onto his lawn.
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