Oldie McMoldy
a person that is too old to be doing what they’re doing. usually refers to a gray haired man that is doing manual labor, and takes way too long to finish.
can sometimes refer to a 35 yr. old that awkwardly tries to hang with the 20 yr. old college crowd.
man, did you see how f-cken slow oldie mcmoldy was moving those boxes in the warehouse?
i saw oldie mcmoldy peddling his bike down the street. that guy was going so slow that he actually went backwards!!
oldie mcmoldy was h-tting on those hot college girls and all they did was laugh at his beer gut and balding head! ha!
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