oldmo


when someone who isn’t a teenager displays the traits often -ssociated with emo
my dad is so oldmo, perhaps i should hide the razorblades…
basically the opposite of a chimo. a teenager or someone in their early twenties that can not get enough of middle-aged or older men.
c-ssandra: dude, shane is sooo hot. with a million o’s.

amber: dude, he’s like 34…

c-ssandra: do you think i care?

amber: dude, you’re the biggest oldmo i know.

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