Oldwick


a town in new jersey where the famous parker family resides. usually -ssociated with power and wealth, because those fortunate to live there in the presence of a certain person go out to do great things with their lives. dress code involves vineyard vines and j. crew only
person a: where do you live?
person b: new york city, upper east side. how about you?
person a: oldwick, duuude.
person b: ahhh! sooo jealous! are you a parker?

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