Olerud
a largely pejorative term for an eccentric or even slightly idiosyncratic individual with a penchant for mischievous and perhaps reckless behavior.
derived from the curious appearance of former toronto blue jay and seattle mariner john olerud, who famously wore a batting helmet in the field as a first baseman.
“olerud, don’t you realize that if you put canned goods in the microwave that bad stuff can happen?”
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