olfactophilia
s-xual arousal caused by body odor. the most common areas that cause arousal in people with olfactophilia are the pubic area, -sshole, armpits, under b–bs, and feet. these people are not usually aroused by odors such as p-ssing gas or burping.
person 1: hey man i think i have olfactophilia.
person 2: huh really?
person 1: yeah well i was having s-x with my girlfriend yesterday and i couldn’t stop smelling her armpits, they were so sweaty and had a sour musk to them.
person 2: whoa… that’s pretty weird man…
person 1: don’t judge me frank, you have necrophilia!
person 2: shh.. okay okay… keep it down….
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