oli sykes
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lead singer of bring me the horizon, originating from sheffield, england. adored by 14-year-old girls mostly because of his scene haircut. owns drop dead clothing and used to be straight-edge until they met oli’s girlfriend’s brother neil whitley, whose main band “scorched flesh”‘s lyrical content is primarily about getting drunk.
allegedly arrested in april 2007 after urinating on a girl who refused his s-xual advances.
oli sykes, frontman of british band bring me the horizon has reportedly been arrested in nottingham for an incident on their tour bus. a woman in her twenties was reportedly urinated on and later had a gl-ss bottle thrown at her face.
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s-x
oli sykes is the s-x
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noun: lead screamer of british metal band bring me the horizon, who, should really be over-shadowed by the outrageous beats of matt nicholls who is where the real talent is at in the band.
/did not p-ss on that fugly b-tch
/is not a bad person
/is a little overrated
intelligent person: “poor old oliver has to be followed around by those fat british teenies all day”
also intelligent person: “too true, and that man-woman keeps claiming that oli sykes threw a bottle/peed on her/wanted to have s-x with her when really she is just hallucinating.”
the rest of bring me the horizon: “we have talent too”
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the lead singer of the best band ever bring me the horizon.
guy1: if i had to screw a guy, it would be oli sykes.
guy2: totally.
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singer in the band bring me the horizon.he is very attractive.
oli sykes is in that awesome band bring me the horizon!
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oliver sykes is the lead singer/screamer of the death/metalcore band bring me the horizon. he is from shelffield, yorkshire and is a vegetarian. he owns the clothing company drop dead clothing which he runs with his parents. whilst on their uk tour a fan made allegations that he had urinated on them. he was charged with urinating on her but the charges were later dropped.
current members
matt kean − b-ss guitar (since 2004)
lee malia − lead guitar (since 2004)
matt nicholls − drums (since 2004)
oli sykes – lead vocals, keyboards (since 2004)
jona weinhofen – rhythm guitar, keyboards, vocals (since 2009
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oliver sykes is the lead singer/screamer of the very popular band bring me the horizon. bmth is a d-mn good band, don’t get me wrong, but oli is the reason of most of their fans(the female ones, at least). he has talent and is attractive, but apparently he is a little b-tch. though wether it happened or not is unknown, apparently he took a p-ss on a girl who refused him s-x, kicked her off the tour bus, and threw a drink at her. what a little b-tch. oh yeah, he owns the clothing line dropdead, too.
to conclude oli, he is the poster boy for mysp-ce with his angled hair, screamo band, amazing talent, and good looks. poor guy.
scenexgirlx1: omg oli sykes is like so gorgeous
scenexgirlx2: omg ikr he is lush
scenexgirlx3: he is brutal for sure
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