Oliver Klozoff
a funny fake name to give as an alius. the last name sounds russian, and all together it sounds like “all of her clothes off.” it’s essential that every guy out there have an alius, that way when ugly b-tches come up to you and ask your name, you wont have to be a d-ck and tell them that the sight of them offends the senses.
ugly b-tch: hey there cuttie!! i’m jessica, what’s your name? me: uhh… high there, i’m uhh… oliver klozoff jessica: ooh, are you part russian? me: uhhh i guess….
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