Olivtewes
a spasticated aussie chick with a huge d-ld- collection
what an olivtewes
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- Singaporean Espresso
when you jerk off while simultaneously taking a sh-t. the end result is a singaporean espresso. luke: “geez, harold’s been sitting on the throne for an awfully long time.” john: “he’s probably brewing up a singaporean espresso again
- skreli
verb: to suddenly and astronomically hike the price on something, usually with malicious or self-serving intent. man, i was gonna buy that guy’s sofa for $20, but when i got there he skreli’d me and said i’d have to pay $500!
- Dragon chest
the burn you feel after you drink a strong alcoholic drink. oh sh-t! that shot gave me dragon chest! feel the burn!!!
- venezuelan choker hold
the act of taking a large constipated sh-t, right at the peak of p-ssing the sh-t, the sphincter pauses mid sh-t, hence “choker” jason was taking his morning dump when suddenly he realised his sphincter was distracted by an unwanted venezuelan choker hold!
- Pull A Kasper
the intention of doing something-or not doing something- for 24 hours, but only lasting 6 hours. “i planned to go 24 hours without my phone but i just had to pull a kasper and only go 6.”