Olney

n: a place where the rich are richer and the poor are swept under the rug. the young drink easily available liquor from flasks kept in their coach bags. the old ignore such behaviors as they toke up with the nieghbors.
olney is such a f-ckin dream world.
a city in montgomery county (moco) where the only thing to do is… nothing. sometimes referred to as “o-town” by the kids who think they’re gangster, or want to be. on a friday night, every single person that goes to sherwood high school will be out at coldstone. it’s a small, lame town, but everybody that lives there loves it anyway.
girl in olney 1: what do you want to do tonight?
girl in olney 2: hmm, i don’t know. what do you think?
girl in olney 1: we could go to the movies.
girl in olney 2: hey, good idea!
girl in olney 3: wait, didn’t we do that last week?
a suburb of d.c. where you can find potomac and wheaton types in the same 5 mile radius. a police sub-station was put in to attempt to curb the drag racing problem on georgia and 108 and they don’t call it sherweed for nothing. we also serve as the last civilized stop before the wilderness that is howard county.
what’s north of olney?
nothing worth going to.
olney is a small, very wealthy city in montgomery county. olney is mostly white affluent people who tend not to flash their money. every house has a car that is atleast $50,000 or more. there are many private schools in olney, and everyone who doesnt attend a private school attends the public schools which are very well educated. sherwood kids are very well off and tend to get what ever they want from their parents. most of olney is old money, however there is a lot of new money coming in. kids tend to wear polos and dockers with boat shoes. most are envious of olney kids because of all of their parents money in the bank. olney is mostly preppy with very educated people. the average income for olney is atleast $119,000 per household.
affluent, rich, well off, sn-bs, preppy, white, attractive, stuck up, very c-cky, know what they want, olney, maryland, montgomery county
(1)area where more marijuana is smoked than all of mexico
(2)addicting, if you like it, you’ll never leave
the two boys entered in olney having never smoked weed before and left the same night as drug dealers.
a town in montgomery county in maryland that not much people know about. it is very close to rockville though. there are many public schools such as sherwood highschool and rosa parks middle school. there is a large forest and was once farmland. most businesses are restaurants and stores. there’s nothing much to do there, after the movie teather was shut down and replaced with a harris teeter.
matsi: what’cha wanna do today?
amanda: i dyunno, wanna go to the california tortailla?
matsi: eh, sure olney is boring anyways
the most boring place within the united states. its like being trapped in a cage with a lion that just wants to eat your face off. every corner you turn you probably see a sherwood high school kid smoking crack on the sidewalk. what is there to do? nothing! the place is a tiny little h-llhole that n-body likes! once the movie theater was lost, people turned to rio, even though its forever away! if your planning on moving here, dont! you will turn into a trapped little birdie in a cage with a hungry lion wanting to eat you.
person 1: hey, what did you guys used to do in olney?

person 2: well, we used to go to the movies.

person 1: oh cool, lets go!

person 2: well they took it down. -blank face-

person 1: well, what the cr-p? what else is there to do?

person 2: hmm, i dont know, go jack cr-p from tj max and shoppers?

person 1: okay!