Olongapo-Outhouse
a filipino prost-tute, working in the philippine city of olongapo, who specializes in being sh-t on.
sailor 1: hey man, did you hear what the chief did last night?
sailor 2: no man, what’d he do?
sailor 1: he got all f-cked up, picked up an olongapo-outhouse, and did the nasty right there in front of half the division.
sailor 2: what the…hasn’t the chief had the runs all week?
sailor 1: exactly!
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