Olsen Twins

the most sought after p-rn in the world. the modern day perverts holy grail.
“olsen twin p-rn”

either kate or ashley
twin girl “actresses” that appear to closely resemble cocaine junkies, troll dolls, and fantasy middle-earth midget creatures. started off their ‘careers’ as the baby hobbit “mich-lle” on the popular 90’s show full house. also went on to make irritating kid songs, and mind numbing movies (usually playing different personality twins that reunite with one another) also acted in a few tv shows to display their tween image. all these products and novelty fame created their huge m/b-illionaire empire aimed at little girls and also tweens adding to it by then launching a clothing line. now the pair are heading off to nyu for college in hopes of byp-ssing all the superiors in entertainment and to learn how to make their own cr-ppy movies all by themselves only to quadruple the $$$

fans include: little girls, perverted old men, a tween, teenage boys who can only jerk off, and anna rexia.

present day way to tell them apart:
ashley is semi-rexic
mary kate is a skeleton / has the body of mr. burns on the simpsons
isn’t it odd that john stamos (uncle jesse) seperated with his model wife rebecca romijn from their 5 year marriage just a month before the olsen twins turned legal? hmmm?…
replaced by lindsay lohan and hillary duff in terms of jailbait.

recently turned 18 (june 13th 2004), the two will attend nyu where they will presumably be f-cked r-t-rded without legal repercussion.
the olsen twins are 18 now. the wait is over! why did we wait again?
ugly, bug-eyed troll creatures that live in the center of the earth only to emerge during the night from the depths to feed on c-cks of human males and smoke crack in yonkers.
“i think they’re prolly related to the hilton sisters too. . . .”
mich-lle tanner
“you got it dude”
one horribly talentless person, who somehow seperated into two objects while still remaining the weight of one person.

1)one of the olsen twins should just eat the other one. then they might look normal.
2) now that the olsen twins are legal, no one wants them.
they used to be kind of annoying, now they are just really annoying. they don’t do anything good in the entertainment industry. nothing.. and they are on the cover of all these magizenes. wooo they were in full house. yeah that show ended like 7 years ago. now all they make is vhs tapes.. not even movies because they arent in theaters but advertised all over nickelodeon. they have gay -ss barbie dolls and video games that no one plays except for the autistic girl down the street. ill give them this.. they are pretty. but goddd i dont understand, they can’t act, they can’t sing. oh woops u dont even need to be able to do sh-t just to make it big today. u just have to have ur mom try to get u on tv since u were an infant.
watch full house if u wanna see them at their best.. which is actually pretty sad.

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