olympimp
1. person who operates an ‘adult entertainment business’ for the purpose of olympic fundraising. 2. political or corporate figure who insists the olympics should be brought to his or her city because it will cure all of that city’s problems (eliminate poverty, stop crime, etc.)
1. logan campbell, the former taekwondo olympimp who opened an auckland brothel to raise money to travel to london
has been named to new zealand’s team (bestmartialarts.com/formertaekwondoolympimp)
2. the olympimp insisted that the $200 million in increased business taxes for olympic construction would be offset by $1 billion in savings on theft and vandalism “because we know once the olympics comes to a city crime never happens again”
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