omaf
adj: false feeling of worth -ssociated with a large amount of procrastination, usually involving insignificant ranting, followed by a minimun amount of work
horatio had an omaf moment after expressing his strong feelings about pastries then using his automatic spellchecker to proofread his doc-ment.
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quote “everyday here i lose more brain cells.”
a place where you might as well do nothing because everytime you do something, the rules change so it has to be redone. one step forward, five steps back.
a body of slowly working ineffectual beauraucrats accomplishing nothing but the rapid decomposition of my mind, memories and sense of self worth.
i mock, mock, mock the sugar woman who was so bitter and then i laughed and clapped an emailed houratio about the b-tterfly bouncers who tried so hard but failed and then i put on my hawaiian shirt and started a meaningless rivalry to p-ss the time and ate too much food in compensation for lack of wages.
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