Omaha Anus Shatterer


description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the omaha, nebraska metro area road network.
generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your -n-s in the process of contact.
shattering of the -n-s is caused by the rapid puckering of your -n-s after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
dude, i was driving on 48th south of q, and let me tell you, that omaha -n-s shatterer f-ckin’ wiped out my struts.

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