OMAM


overweight middle-aged man. sometimes used in the context of medical tests such men go through at that age (blood cholesterol, triglycerides, glucose, liver function, ecg, etc.).

(origin – ottawa, canada)
my dad went for his omams yesterday. he failed, so now all we get to eat is broccoli.

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