omelantitis


syndrome affecting poorly executed omelettes, scrambled eggs or other egg-based dishes, e.g. quiches. or a syndrome affecting fugly people whose faces closely resemble a poorly executed omelette, quiche etc…
jesus! you can’t do that to a quiche, you pervert… now looks like it’s got omelant-tis!

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