omelette smile
omelette smiles are where the muscles of the face contract and work against each other, bunching up the face and managing a contorted smile, as to cover for the fact that someone is s-xually embarr-ssed and wants to p-ss it off as if they are ok.
chick kept lookin’ in my direction, so i walked over to show her what’s up. f-ck, got over there to see this bodacious omelette smile – i bet that b-tch ain’t been laid in 15 years.
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