OMF

means “oh my f-ck” something like omg “oh my god” but in a more dramatic way of expressing shock, surprise, or excitement.
friend 1: “look at that guy over there!!”

friend 2:”d-mn he’s hot”

friend 1: “omf shut up he’ll hear you”
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omf stemming from a typo while typing omg. similar in history to the creation of pwn from an own typo. gennerally taken to have the meaning “oh my f-ck”.
omf, i just shat my pants!
omf, tommy really likes to take it in the b-tt.
omf.
short for “oral and maxillofacial surgery”
usually used by oral surgeons.
omfs is what happens when your wisdom teeth are removed.
abbreviation of oh my f-cking science, secular variant of omfg.
omfs! did you see that?
1. from the typo of omg (oh my god), omf means: oh my f-ck.

2. sometimes used to describe things done “on my face”
1. “he broke up with me!! omf!!”

2. “he just broke up with me and peed omf!!”
an atheist’s version of omfg – oh my f-cking science.

since g-d has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today’s modern, secular world.
richard dawkins just chuck norris’d the pope. omfs!!!

omfs!!! i can’t believe he’s botoxing his b-llb-g!

omfs! i heard mr fisher cloned his wife so he can f-ck her every night like he did when they first met.
an abbreviation to ‘oh my f-ck’. kinda like a synonym to ‘wow’.
“omf dude i haven’t seen you in forever!”

“how much thought did you put into this lmf– omf what even-??”

“omf.”
oh my f-cking sh-t
omfs did you see that sp00ky skeleton! it scared the sh-t out of me!