omfg
melodramatic chatspeak, often used by hormonally-deprived girls on aol instant messenger. means “oh my f-cking g-d.”
“omfg! wtf?! i thohught u wur kidding!!1!11!eleventyone!1!”
the pope – omfg!
lol
a handy mnemonic for remembering the ingredients of a greek salad
omfg: olives, mayo, feta, garlic.
oh my f-cking g-d, more dramatic version of omg
omfg, this is some good sh-t hombre
acronym for ‘oh my f-cking god’. usually used as a more extreme version of omg.
chatperson1: i lost my virginity last night.
chatperson2: omfg! that’s awesome!
chatperson1: i just beat the sh-t out of that ugly wh-r- nancy hill
chatperson2: omfg xd your my idol!
chatperson1: i f-cking hate you.
chatperson2: omfg, where is this coming from?
abbreviation for ‘oh my f-cking god’
amber: omfg you are lyke such an -sshole!11!!!oneoneone!!11!1!!!eleven!!1
bob: kill yourself!
acronym for ‘oh my f-cking goldfish’ (instead of ‘oh my f-cking god’) used by more religious people.
omfg!!! matt! jenny! you have to see this!
oh my f-cking god. stronger version of omg also xd is commonly used after it in laughing situations.
omfg! that sucks!
or
omfg! xd i cant believe you did that!
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