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• on shift

  usully asked by crack heads wondering if you sell crack hey man are you on shift?

• ooglelizing

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• On The Payphone

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• orchard

  collective noun for a large gathering of mac laptops. derived from the apple logo on the lid of powerbooks, macbook pros etc. “check out this orchard?!” exclamation by munted and confused individual who has stumbled into a tent full of mac laptop-equipped electronic musicians at a music festival. “i’m heading back to the orchard.” absurdly […]

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