omfgwtfitfs
1. acronym for “oh my f-cking god, what the f-ck is this f-cking sh-t”
2.when an occurrence or an event is so umbelievabe, that words can not fully describe just how totally messed up a situation truly is…
dave took a dump in his friend eric’s bathroom but didn’t flush just before going out for the night. after a long and hard night of excessive drinking, eric stumbles into the bathroom, where a surprise package has been left for him, after three flushes the mess has not completely been washed away, at which point he exclaims “oh my f-cking god, what the f-ck is this f-cking sh-t!?”
he promptly sends the following text message to dave with a pic of the mess: omfgwtfitfs
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