omft
acronym for “one more f-cking thing”.
in other words, it’s raining and your car broke down and you’re walking in the rain and a bus drives by, splashing you instead of stopping and you miss your appointment for a new job and you’re so distracted, you walk in front of a truck and just before you’re smashed into the pavement, you’re thinking: “omft!!!”.
acronym for “one more f-cking thing”. in other words, when things are going badly it seems that everything goes wrong.
cop (after pulling you over for doing 39 mph in a 35): “looks like you need a new inspection sticker there, buckoo”
me: omft!!!!
similar to omfg, this acronym is roughly used when people do or say things that are so stupid or ridiculous that omfg just doesn’t cover it. means “oh my f-cking tard”.
“that guy voluntarily burned his own hand in a bet.”
“omft, how stupid can you be?”
one more friggin’ thing!!!! an exclamation of frustration when everything else seems to have gone wrong already.
“omft”, i can’t believe i got a parking ticket in front of the funeral parlor where my wife and three kids are having their funereal service!!!!
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