omg lol wtf


a series of contractions when you’re surprised and don’t know what in g-d’s name is going on. often used by a n00b.
see also: omg, lol, wtf.
n00b: omg lol wtf infest terrans = teh fixed!
me: heh!
three emotions, put into words, following eachother in quick succesion. blunt amazement, “oh my g-d.” slight amus-m-nt, “laughing out loud.” followed by blank confusion/crude amazement, “what the f-ck?”
you are playing some sort of counter-strike like game. a friend of yours, or just someone you know, leaps over someone else’s head(omg), looks down(lol), and plants a killing shot in his face(wtf?).
a term used by barely literate online gamers to express their excitement.
omglolwtf!@!?!?!?! i liek totlay killed that d00d, i 0wn j00!!!1!!

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