OMGspeak
the language r-t-rds use when extremely frustrated, surprised, or just all the time. involves many omgs and exclamation marks.
regular person: i liked the sequel better.
omgspeaker: zomgz!!!!!! f-k yuo ur porly retartedf yo gay n0b0!!!!!!!!!!! sutf froveer ,stuiped -sshol!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
regular person: …what?
or
omgspeaker 1: dud, i got all teh bets ponr vdoies fro rfee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omgspeaker 2: tahts gai, i gto moer tnah tose wat u gay im pro at pnor, fga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
regular kid: guys, school’s been out for like 3 hours. are you just gonna sit there and play runescape all day?
omgspeaker 1: stfu, afgg!!!!!!! rnuescaep is teh best!!!!!!!! omf!!!!!!!!
omgspeak is for r-t-rds and sarcastic persons only.
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