omgwtfjfkbbq
short for “oh my g-d! what the f-ck? john fitzgerald kennedy barbecue!”. this was first uttered on november 23rd, 1963 just one day after president kennedy was -ss-ssinated in the dialogue below.
(during the cremation of jfk’s corpse, 2 random guys walk onto the scene, soon to utter the first omgwtfjfkbbq ever)
random dude 1: omg!
random dude 2: wtf?
jackie on-ssis: jfkbbq!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!2!!!!!!!!7!!!!!!
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