omneg!


omneg = oh my non existant god!

computer chat exclamation for non believers
omneg! i can’t believe you just wrote that!!!
a version of ‘omg’ for all the athiests out there. stands for ‘oh my non existent god’
‘omneg…she didnt? with him?’
‘i know, omneg how gross!’
an alternate version of ‘omg’
pr-nounced ‘oh-am-nay-gee!’, it’s a short for ‘oh my non-existent g-d,’ instead of the usual ‘oh my g-d!’
if you don’t believe in g-d, use this instead of omg.
believer: did you know, my friend crossed the streets yesterday and he wasn’t hurt at all!

nonbeliever: omneg!
oh my non existent god.
term is used by atheists, obviously.
omneg, it’s raining!
an atheists use of the popular omg phrase. oh my non-existent g-d.
chick 1:did u see that purse jenny just bought?
chick 2:omneg! it is s-xylicious!

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