Omninescience
seemingly infinite ignorance; the ability to ignore, or be ignorant of seemingly everything in one’s environment; extreme lack of perception (all three definitions are hyperbolic; true ignorance of everything would mean ya die…)
you’re dumb, get over it. embrace your omninescience…
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