omnitard
while not being out and out r-t-rded, the omnitard has a way of making everything (s)he does seem r-t-rded.
man, joe is such an omnitard. every time he comes over, he licks the walls, but only the red ones.
omnitard
main entry: omnitard
function: combining form
pr-nunciation: awm’nee’tärd
etymology: latin, from omnis (multi) & tardus (slow)
: universally slow and/or dimwitted
noun
that guy is a real omnitard for not turning the water off before working on the pipes.
noun; insult; someone who is an all-around idiot; coming from the word “omni” (meaning “all”) and “r-t-rded”; a less-offensive word than “r-t-rded”
1) after a girl sticks a fork in an electrical socket while standing in a puddle of water, she can officially be cl-ssified as an omnitard.
2) to be used in any situation when the person is behaving in an ignorant fashion.
to be more r-t-rded than all; a person more r-t-rded than all
you’re so omnitarded
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