Omnitron Unicorn


when a guy puts a metal sheath on his d-ck and makes a new hole between a chick’s v-g-n- and -sshole, then leaves the sheath in there for later use. also good for robot style s-x.
“eric is such a progressive thinker. last night he gave me the ol’ omnitron unicorn and i was sitting pretty.”

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