omnomnipotent
a person who knows exactly what you want to order at a restaurant, or shows up with exactly what you were craving, without being told.
girl: “so what are you having?”
guy: “i was thinking about the mushroom ravioli…”
girl: “that’s exactly what i wanted!…wow, you must be omnomnipotent!”
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