OMP

short for opps messy p–ps.

established-2007 thru 2008

incorporated-2009

while you are out in public and you have to take a p–p aka a sh-t you must first find the nearest public restroom and go into a empty stall and make sure the restooom is fairly empty, go as if you were going to take a normal p–p, but instead of sitting down you straddle the toilet and sh-t everywhere thus making a total mess out of the bathroom. after there is sh-t all over the place wipe yourself and just leave, but make sure the coast is clear!
alex- steven are you going to let that person talk to you like that?
steven- bro what should i do?
alex- ask to use his bathroom and do an omp

sh-t dump gross nasty payback
old man pusher. a twenty-something female who encourages her friends to date older men. reasons may include monetary benefits, gray hair fetish, etc.
i was making out with that 44-year-old last night at the bar because alison told me he was perfect for me. she is such an omp!
to eat. an onomatopoeic of a bite sound; like pacman.
its lunch time lets go omp.
ouch my p-n-s

often used after being kicked in the b-lls
guy 1:kick
guy 2:omp
stands for on my phone. commonly used to account for slower responses when iming from a phone.
nick: i might not respond right away. omp.
an omp is 1/2 glomp. what exactly is 1/2 a glomp. its the glomp without the back shattering collision with the floor. it’s an overly aggressive hug in which the victim’s feet may or may not leave the ground. the person performing the omp is the omper while the person being targeted is deemed the ompee.
sara squealed as bobby ran up to her and omped her.

susie asked mike for a hug but instead she got an omp.
one man party also known as omp is a term coined by visionary/creative genius nick r. walker. a graphic designer/writer/ill-strator/musician/puppeteer/horticulturist,and also a huge f-cking loner based out of pittsburgh, pa. verb. when one “omps” they proceed to partic-p-te in “events” that are executed in a singular peerless fashion. to omp-omping-omped-omped out. ®
dude, i omped like a f-cking rockstar last night!! i don’t remember anything other than building a fire in my front yard at 3am, talking to some ghosts, and running around making meerkate noises.

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