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• orgasmic erection

  the word -rg-smic erection refers to the great feeling of pleasure you get when you get an erection and it feels so good you have an -rg-sm or great pleasure. loud noises may be -ssociated with -rg-smic erections. ex 1: my girlfriend thinks it is weird that i moan during an -rg-smic erection. ex 2: […]

• Pancakes of Righteousness

  a v-g-n-. “hey duder, i totally shafted the pancakes of righteousness!”

• Parked in the Alley

  similar to being parked in the red zone. parked in the alley refers to when a girl will not put out -n-l s-x for you and only allows v-g-n-l s-x. despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your […]

• passing wind

  18th century term for farting. sir, thou hast troubled the air by grievously p-ssing wind.

• Paycoined

  past participle of verb, past tense of verb. to be conned; to be taken advantage of; to have the wool pulled over ones eyes; to be treated as a naive fool; to have believed something that is false; to be struck with adversity. synonyms: munsoned, deceived, skinned, scammed, gawed, screwed, bamboozled, garza’d, bilked, hoodwinked, cheated, […]

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