Ompf


definition of extremly masculine power.
raw testosteronic power, quite unmatched.
the origin of the expression is the sound you make when something compleatly blows your mind and leaves you speechless; “ompf…”.
some say that it’s the word that comes out when the cl-ssical omfg just ain’t enough so you just blurr the rest in total amazement.
“this bad-ss motorcycle packs quite a lot of, you know, ompf!” or “d-mn! you killed that raging boar only using your genitels! ompf man!

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