OMRLP
abbreviation for “official monster raving loony party”, a registered political party established in the united kingdom in 1983 by the musician david sutch.
most notably, it’s “manicfesto” (party-designed play-on-words of “manifesto”) contains may rather bizarre policies. the party’s main purpose is to satirise british politics.
person 1: “hey, did you hear the omrlp’s new policy?”
person 2: “no, what is it?”
person 1: “they are planning to reduce the national deficit by selling off all our castles to the french”
person 2: “that’s rather bizarre.”
person 3: “they are just trying to mock british politics.”
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