On my ticket


when a person uses his/her guest p-ss for a friend or aquaintance who does not attend that particular school. is usually used for dances, such as prom or homecoming.
guy 1: “dude, i want to go to prom so i can hook up, but i don’t go to that school anymore!”
guy 2: “hey, you can go on my ticket, but you have to be my wingman.
guy 1: “deal. but no fat chicks.”

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