on tender


someone “on tender” is a new tinder user unfamiliar with the ethos, etiquette and mentality, comprising the app’s dualistic sociality of idealized, yolo-ironic hookup culture and societally significant millennial s-xual progressiveness, resulting in a lack of matches and an overly innocent approach to interacting with matches.
although mark only recently joined tinder, little does he know he’s actually on tender: one month in, and due to his shy nature, sense of propriety, and fear of meaningless s-x, he has only 14 matches, two responses from those matches, and zero dates.

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