on the blob
when a girl is on the blob, that means she has her period.
dis b-tch’s a lil’ b-tchy, i f-ckin’ think she’s on da blob.
a red alcoholic c-cktail containing vodka, peach schnapps, cordial and raspberry served in a pint gl-ss and red stained tissue in subst-tute for an umbrella. contains the weekly recommended allowance of alcohol and sugar for a grown man in one week and may give you the sh-ts the following day.
“i’m on the blob tonight”
a crude expression for a female on her period used by immature boys who don’t realise that a female is stressed when she is not on her period (hence the term pms – pre menstrual tension) thanks for reading.
“naff off dave.”
“oooh! let me guess – you’re on the blob!” uh, no!
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