on the fritz


when something stops working, malfunctions, or acts in a way contrary to its usual manner.
i would’ve called you, but my phone is on the fritz.
used to refer to when things temporarily break down.

now used to describe a person or persons falsely imprisoning and raping family members, similar to being ‘on the rob’.
‘i haven’t seen dave for a while’
‘i hear he’s on the fritz’

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